Journal Prompt #13 GP2

Q: If you could pick one of the following to be your personal assistant for one week, who would you choose? why? what would you have them do? what projects would they do for you?

Choices: Benjamin Franklin, Socrates, Steve Jobs, or Leonardo da Vinci.

If I could pick one of the 4 above, I would pick Steve Jobs as my personal assistant. I would pick him because he is the creator of apple and I would have him create a limited addition iPhone for me so that I could show it off to everyone, and shove it in their faces because everyone does it to me, showing off their new phones. I want to be able to show them how it feels, and let them experience being on the other end of the stick. I would also have him make a ton of accessories to go along with it, like a case, stylus, Bluetooth, and screen protector. Another thing I would have him do is teach me how to create an iPhone so that when he's gone I can make new phones and sell them for my own purposes. Just before the week is up I would make him give me a free unlimited talk and text plan, and no internet usage costs for the rest of my life. That is what I would do with Steve Jobs if he could be my personal assistant for 1 week.

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Journal Prompt #5 GP2

Q: What things in your life are comforting to you? Why?

A: My family is comforting. My mom and dad are there for me when things go wrong, my cousins/cousin, since there's one in particular, make me laugh and raise my spirits, even while giving long drawn out speeches. My family is my number one go to place, for me when i need to be comforted, they are nice, kind, funny people who are there for me when i need them the most. My second thing that i go to for comfort is this little blue blanket that's no bigger than my elbow span. I have had this blanket since i was a baby,it has been my favorite blanket for years, as soon as i touch it i drift off to sleep. those are the things that comfort me the most in my life.

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"My Name"

Hi, my name is Patrick Alan Lukas, and I'm gonna tell you a little bit about my name. I was named Patrick because when my was pregnant with me, she worked at Convenient food mart, in the bakery, and there was this little old nice lady who could barely walk that gave out samples at the store, and every morning my mom would come in and this woman would immediately say hello and good morning to my mom, also she would walk from one side to the other of the store because where she worked was on the other side of the store, just to give my mom a sample and to ask her hows shes doing, and how I'm doing. This woman was so sure that my mom was going to have a boy, when my mom was stuck, like super glue to the fact that she was going to have a girl. my mom was so close to the woman that if she had a girl she was going to name her after the woman, her name was Patricia. So when I was born there was a little bit of a problem with my moms plan to have me named Patricia, due to the fact that i was a boy, so my mom just decided to name me Patrick. Patrick which came from the Latin name Patricius, which meant "nobleman". I love my name, I love the story behind my name. I do have a couple regrets though, like most of the nicknames. For instance Patrick Star, it has to be the worst one by far, I watched spongebob as a kid and i saw how Patrick star is and when someone calls me that I take it like they're calling me fat, lazy, and dumb. That is the story of my name.

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JournalPrompt #21

Q: If you lived 2ooo years ago and you had a choice between a horse,cow and a dozen chickens, which would you choose? why?

If I lived 2000 years ago, the best animal out of the three choices would be the dozen chickens because I could raise them all for a while. Then when they have babies I would wait for the babies to grow up and have more babies. While all of this is going on I am living off the land, eating berries, fruit, the occasional stolen vegetable. Once the chicks are grown up I will kill their parents to sell and to eat their meat. I would also sell and eat any unfertilized eggs that are produced by the chickens. Any fertile eggs will give me many hordes of chickens that will help me live for a long time.

Journal Prompt #17

Q: Write about a little kids birthday party and the events that led up to it, but tell it in the point of view of the pinata at the party. Give important details on the pinatas feelings and experience.

A: Hi my name is Peen-ya, I am 10 years old and I used to live in an orphanage. I was one of the ones who never could really get adopted until one day, and I'm gonna tell you the tale of how it all happened. It was a dark, cold night at the agency, a few others and I were all snug in our beds, just waiting till morning, in excitement that tomorrow might be the day one of us get adopted. Every few days or so I watch as yet another of my acquaintances gets picked up and wisped away by another family. As usual I am the first one asleep, so that I can wake up nice and early to greet any families that come through those doors at 8am everyday. Its morning now, I can tell because I can feel the suns heat on my skin, I like it, it feels nice, and it lets me know when its time to get up. I open my eyes slowly to let them adjust to the suns light, once they're open, I'm greeted by the smiling face of a little girl pointing and giggling at my friend Ya-ta, he slightly leans over to me and whispers silently "I think today might be my day Peen-ya", I'm a bit jealous of him at this point but i know that i need to be happy for him as well. The girls mother reaches down and picks up Ya-ta, shes starts to walk away with him hand in hand with her daughter, and I suddenly see Ya-ta look back and say"Goodbye my friend and good luck." It is almost time for the doors to close for the night and for us to go to bed, we watch as father starts toward the door to close it up for the night, but suddenly we hear a sudden, faint voice of a woman saying "wait, wait, don't close the door" as she rushes to the door. Father stops and looks out the window to see what the raucous is about, then he rushes over to open the doors for the speeding woman. The woman comes in, walks over to us and starts looking at our little group, the few that are still left start whispering "I think shes gonna adopt, I think shes gonna adopt" and sure enough she was going to adopt one of us this time she didn't look at someone else, she looked at me and i mean directly at me. I thought to myself "this might be my day, oh my gosh this is it, its really gonna happen." Sure enough she reached down and picked me up, she took me to the counter and gave father the little green adoption papers from her purse. After that she started to head out to her car, as she walked out with me, I looked back and saw all of my friends waving and shouting goodbye, I shouted back "GOODBYE EVERYONE, I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK!!!"The woman and is driving kinda fast and reckless but i guess that ill have to get used to it, she finally starts to slow down and i figured that we must be here. She gets out of the car runs over to me and snatches me out of the car, she takes me closer and closer to the door each second, and my excitement builds more and more as each one passes, I keep on thinking if I will have any brothers or sisters or pets and how my dad will be, thinking time is over we reach the door the woman or mom pulls out her keys, unlocks the door one click, two clicks, three clicks and done the door is open mom and I start into the room, as we did screams and bursts of excitement fill the room. I see at least 7 different kids, could they all be my brothers and sisters? I think to myself, I see a very tall man in the corner of the room laughing and clapping, he must be dad I thought to myself. Mom sets me down and lets all the kids see me while she runs into the other room for something, maybe its a camera to take a picture of the new addition to the family. Well she did come back with a camera, but she also came back with a stick and some string. She walks over to me slowly, picks me up ties the string to my back, and you'll never believe what comes next, SHE HANGS ME FROM A HOOK IN THE CEILING!!!! I mean who does that to their new child in the family. That's not even the worst of it, then dad ties a cloth or something around one of the girls eyes, hands her the stick, then they all back away a couple of steps and shout "ONE, TWO, THREE, SWIIIIING!!!!" and then she try's to hit me, she misses, but comes back for another shot, she lands it right in the side of my leg, I go spinning round and round on my little string so much to where I just want to puke, Dad stops me from spinning, is he on my side or they'res, I thought to myself, then i see him look down at the girl with the stick and nod, she puts her blindfold back on and swings again hitting my back foot, I hear Dad say "alright you can take the blindfold off and try, I look down  at the girl as she lifts her blindfold and gets ready for another attack, I feel as if this might be the last swing that I can take. She swings again this time focusing on where shes swinging, and swinging fast I try to move or even nudge out of the way but I didn't have the strength to move. CRACK!!! she hits me right in the stomach I feel something crack I try to look down only to get a quick glimpse of my stomach spewing candy. I couldn't take the site of seeing this I'm so confused, I don't know whats going on. Everything goes dark and I wake up to Mom reaching up and untying the string I hear her murmur something that sounded like "You did good little guy, now upstairs till next year." Everything goes dark again and I wake up in a dark place with a bunch of random things, I look down to find that my stomach isn't busted open anymore. I leave this story for any Pinatas out there the place we all start out in is not an orphanage, it is a store, and the people that will pick you and your friends up are not your family they will tie you up and beat you till you spew candy, then they'll stitch you up, stuff you with candy and do it all again. If anyone gets this get out now while you can, while you have the energy, GET OUT!!!!
THE END

Journal Prompt #4

Q:If you could wear only one shirt for the rest of your life(with the exception of it being under a spell that makes it never get dirty and that makes it always clean and fresh smelling),what shirt would you wear,why? Be sure to include details describing the shirt.

If I could wear only one shirt for the rest of my life,I would wear this black MMA Elite shirt. It is a polyester-cotton blend with an orange, white, and black cross graphic on the front and back. It keeps me warm when its cold out and cool when its hot out, it is by far my favorite shirt.

Journal Prompt #3

Q: If you could be any kitchen utensil what would you be?Why?

If I could be a kitchen utensil I would be a double sided meat tenderizer or a meat mallet as I call it.I would be a meat mallet because I think they are cool and I think they look like a miniature double sided battle axe which is my favorite weapon to use in medieval or knight type video games.I love to mess around with it in the kitchen  and my favorite job in the kitchen is to pound meat with it and I imagine it would be even more fun if I was the utensil being used to pound the meat.XD

Thanks for Reading,

Pat ;D

Journal Prompt #2

Q: You,your family,and 1 male and 1 female of 5 species of animals are aboard a ship during a giant flood,what are the 5 species of animals?Why?

The 5 species of animals I would bring on the ship with me would be 2 cows for food,2 pigs for food,2 dogs for companionship,2 sheep for their wool(for clothing,blankets and warmth),and 2 chickens for their eggs for food.Those are the 5 species of animals I would take on the ship with me.

Thanks for Reading,

Pat ;D

Journal Prompt #1

Q: If you had to be a librarian at a prestigious university or a ship mate for the rest of your life,which would you be.Why?

I would to be a librarian at a prestigious university because I like quiet environments,I could also learn a lot from the books in it.Being a librarian would also help me get back into my old reading habits,and you never know what that job could offer me,a good house,enough money for the bills,enough money to provide for my family,who knows,maybe even a spot opened in that same university just for me.That is what my choice would be and why.

Thanks for Reading,

Pat ;D

Number one rule

I really don't have rules for people, but I do have a big pet peeve, and if you ask me that is definitely something I can make a rule about for people to follow. My pet peeve is all about loud screeching sounds and people filing their nails(preferably girls). When a loud screeching noise occurs it sends an erratic and very painful headache to my head due to my sensitive ears. People filing their nails has the same effect on me due to the sounds that are produced from the grinding of the nail on the nail file and the thought of what's going on with the nail. So my rule for people isn't commanding them not to do these things, I don't have control over what they can and cannot do, all my rule is, is when your around me try not to file your nails or make loud screeches, that is all I ask. That is my number 1 rule/pet peeve, I made the rule when I was 4 yrs  old because that's when my sensitive hearing kicked in.

Thanks for Reading,

   Pat ;D