"My Name"

Hi, my name is Patrick Alan Lukas, and I'm gonna tell you a little bit about my name. I was named Patrick because when my was pregnant with me, she worked at Convenient food mart, in the bakery, and there was this little old nice lady who could barely walk that gave out samples at the store, and every morning my mom would come in and this woman would immediately say hello and good morning to my mom, also she would walk from one side to the other of the store because where she worked was on the other side of the store, just to give my mom a sample and to ask her hows shes doing, and how I'm doing. This woman was so sure that my mom was going to have a boy, when my mom was stuck, like super glue to the fact that she was going to have a girl. my mom was so close to the woman that if she had a girl she was going to name her after the woman, her name was Patricia. So when I was born there was a little bit of a problem with my moms plan to have me named Patricia, due to the fact that i was a boy, so my mom just decided to name me Patrick. Patrick which came from the Latin name Patricius, which meant "nobleman". I love my name, I love the story behind my name. I do have a couple regrets though, like most of the nicknames. For instance Patrick Star, it has to be the worst one by far, I watched spongebob as a kid and i saw how Patrick star is and when someone calls me that I take it like they're calling me fat, lazy, and dumb. That is the story of my name.

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